Apparently I did not understand just how rude it is to take a chicken out of her coop once she has settled in for the night. To be fair though, it was only 5:30 pm, and I had a special treat for them. I felt bad that they have been stuck in the coop for so long and decided that a bag of crickets might cheer them up. Well, I was out a bit later than I thought I would be and by the time I got back it was already dark. No problem I thought. I would just turn the deck light on, put the crickets in a a large tote and put one lady at a time in with them for a wild game of GO GIT EM! While they of course chomped all the crickets, in between chomps they had a few choice clucks for me. Getting cursed out by a chicken is a whole other experience. They have clucked at me a few times angry that I stayed away too long, but these clucks were different. They were M..A..D. Wow…I won’t make that mistake again. I have a few left over crickets. I will try to make peace this morning.

Schisms (Red World Trilogy Book 1)
V. A. Jeffrey
4.3 Stars (6 Reviews)
Genre: Fantasy

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A queen in peril. An outsider priest. A young girl who dreams of adventure. An ancient prophecy has reappeared, one that promises the people deliverance from the rot of corruption that permeates the land. However, there are those who have no need of “savior prophecies” which get in the way of the more pragmatic concerns of acquiring power. The ancient capital, Assenna, has been in ruins for ages and the line of divine red kings that ruled from it are nearly forgotten. It was foretold that the blood of this kingly line would rule the land and raise it up to its former glory. The Ainash priesthood, a ruthless faction in the city of Jhis have fallen in power after a barbarian warrior has conquered the land. They have not forgotten this slight and like vultures carefully look for any weakness in the court to exploit and engineer his downfall. But even among the Ainash priesthood, there are plots within plots. Under the barbarian’s rule Hybron has once again been reunited under one power. Is he the future Red King of prophecy? As the kingdom remains embroiled in corruption and violence under his rulership it is doubtful and his queen, a devout woman of the Aishanna-La has borne him no heirs. As the queen throws herself toward the apex of a dangerous political conflict her decisions will have long-reaching effects on the fate of the kingdom – and her own. Ilim, an Ainash priest, is thrown out of the Golden Temple. He has a prophetic dream and a divine commission and he believes this new spiritual path will lead him to the answer that will save the kingdom. It leads him, not to a great warrior and a holy army, but to a feisty little girl in the fortress town of Gamina. Plots and betrayals abound. Visions are dangerous, paths are perilous and prophecy seems improbable. All are caught in the river of Destiny and Purpose. Some will rise and others will drown. Who will triumph?

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HAPPILY EVER BEFORE
Aimee Pitta
4.2 Stars (293 Reviews)
Genre: Women’s Fiction | Contemporary Fiction | Health, Fitness & Dieting

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Two sisters, one drunken pact and a choice that changes their lives forever.

HAPPILY EVER BEFORE is best described as the comedic literary love child of the hit film’s Bridesmaids and Baby Mama. It is the story of two sisters, who while watching a Lifetime movie marathon (of course!) make a drunken pact that has more unconventional consequences than anything Lifetime could program. HAPPILY EVER BEFORE, a fractured fairytale, tells the story of Grace, the free spirit older sister, who promises Clair, her wound-too-tight younger sister, that she’d have her baby, should the need ever arise. But she certainly never thought she’d have to “deliver”. Now everyone, from Clair’s WASP-y in-laws to Diane, Grace and Clair’s mom, who has put her own life on hold, to Clair’s husband, Henry, who has a compulsive need to give Grace bizarre and overly personal pregnancy gifts, to George, Grace’s best friend who now needs to find a new drinking buddy, are dealing with situations they never dreamed of. As the sisters are faced with hormonal surges, new romances, and a calcium enriched diet, they are forced to navigate this new family dynamic and test their sisterly love in ways that keep the reader laughing out loud.

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In The Fog: (Novel) A Murder Mystery
John Meany
3.6 Stars (72 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery | Thrillers

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When Frank and Dora Parker, in their Boston Whaler, are fly-fishing one day, a ghostly fog rolls down from the mountains. With it comes a haunting scenario. On the lakeshore, a woman emerges from the forest holding a knife in her hand. Then a man steps out of the trees dragging, what, to Frank, appears to be a dead body. However, only he sees this. His wife claims to see nothing except fog. How could that be? How could Frank be witnessing a possible murder taking place and his wife, who was there in the boat with him, not notice anything?

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Phobia
Mandy White
4.4 Stars (22 Reviews)
Genre: Teen & Young Adult | Horror | Romance

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A prisoner in her own home; afraid to leave, but too terrified to stay… Driven to a reclusive lifestyle by her many phobias, Dana’s only sanctuary is her home. When the objects of her fears begin to invade her safe haven, the only place to escape is outside, where unspeakable horrors lie in wait. Through the Internet – her only link to the outside world – Dana meets Colin. She finds herself attracted to her online friend, whose soothing presence helps her cling to sanity. She dreams of meeting him in person, but must first find the courage to venture beyond her front door.

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The Hot Sauce Book
Sarah Sophia
4.4 Stars (43 Reviews)
Genre: Cookbooks, Food & Wine

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The Hot Sauce Book The Essential Kitchen Series, Book 3 Finally a cookbook for connoisseurs who like a different kind of heat in the kitchen. If you’re a lover of hot, tangy spices but just can’t find anything at the store that really sets your taste buds afire, The Essential Kitchen Series has got you covered.The Hot Sauce Book,by Sarah Sophia, is overflowing with delicious sauces to use for every meal: breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This recipe book is an Amazon #1 Best-Seller, and for good reason. The sauces are ‘hot’ and the recipes are beyond spectacular. How does Lime & Sriracha infused chicken and Cajun Scallops sound? They are so good… but even better when drizzled with one of the sauces you’ll make from this helpful cookbook. A Host of Uniquely Delicious Homemade Sauces We’ve got them all: alcohol and garlic infused hot sauces, fruity hot sauces, BBQ styled, as well as a few ‘Wild & Crazy’ sauces you’ll learn to love. Have you ever wondered why ‘restaurant’ food tastes amazing? You cook the same ingredients and it’s ‘blahsville’, but that’s about to change. The Hot Sauce Book has solved that problem with a splash of tantalizing sauces to add a burst of flavor to any meal. Each recipe caters to all skill levels and tastes. They will add the extra ‘zing’ every meal should have.The recipes are straightforward and mouth-watering delicious. Something for Everyone If you find yourself searching through the refrigerator for that elusive bottle of hot sauce, even before the meal has begun, you are the target of this book. If you think Tabasco is good on eggs – you haven’t tasted anything ’til you’ve made your own sauce. Learn what thousands have already discovered: food tastes better with a little help from a splash of this, and a pinch of that.

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