I was picking up my baby bassets from school yesterday and I noticed my youngest basset had a good size mark across his lower cheek and upper lip. This is the actual conversation we had. Me: What happened to your face Cash? Cash: I was in the garden and I stepped on a ho and it hit me on the face. Me:(snickering to myself) That’s terrible! Cash: So I yelled at it “THANKS A LOT HO!” Me: OH MY GOSH! (Now I’m full blown laughing.) Cash: Mom, after the ho hit me I cried. Is that okay? Me: (tears rolling down my face, laughing so hard I hurt) Yes Cashy. That’s just fine. Cash: The worst part was the ho was broken. Me: The ho was broke? Cash: (saying with the saddest voice) Yes mom. And that’s when I lost it completely. I think I might have even blacked out. I was driving and I seriously could have gotten into an accident I was laughing so hard. Both boys couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t stop laughing. I tell them in about ten years.
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Crooked Man: A Hard-Boiled but Humorous New Orleans Mystery (Tubby Dubonnet Series #1) (The Tubby Dubonnet Series)
Tony Dunbar
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A simple man with a refined palate, maverick New Orleans lawyer Tubby Dubonnet has a penchant for fishing, Old Fashioneds, off-track betting, and fighting evil while passing a good time. His clients are all renegades from the asylum (aka Orleans Parish), including a transvestite entertainer, a buxom deadbeat blonde, a doctor who refers his own patients to a malpractice lawyer, and a Mardi Gras reveler who drives a float shaped like a giant crawfish pot. He also has his hands full with an ex-wife and three teenage daughters, who are experts in the art of wrapping Tubby around their little fingers. And somehow, between work and family, Tubby finds time to sample the highs and lows of idiosyncratic Crescent City cuisine, from trout meuniere amandine and French roast coffee with chicory to shrimp po-boys and homemade pecan pralines. Tubby’s new client is Darryl Alvarez, the manager of a local nightclub who’s been caught unloading marijuana from a shrimp boat. At their first meeting, Darryl entrusts Tubby with an ordinary-looking blue gym bag. But after Darryl’s unfortunate demise, Tubby realizes he must tighten his grasp on the gym bag — and its million-dollar contents. Tubby can’t just give up the cash. But if he gets caught, he’ll be in jail. And if the wrong people catch him, he’ll wish he was.
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Kelli McCracken
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Karen Amanda Hooper
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Yara Jones doesn’t believe in sea monsters–until she becomes one.
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