Have you ever been slapped by a chicken? I haven’t either, until yesterday. Stella, being the sweet angel that she is, refused to go back in the coop early yesterday. We were going to the kid’s football game and I didn’t know how late we would be out, so just to be safe I wanted all the ladies safe in the chicken run. Stella had different plans. She ran. Up and down the deck I calmly walked after her. Then back and forth through the doggie yard. Just to be sure we covered every inch, we made a few circles around the kid’s yard. I was calm the whole time, making cute kissing noises and telling her what a sweet chickie she was. Apparently she wasn’t having any of it. She said no and continued to lead me around the yard. My sweet noises were turning into threats containing seasonings and skillets. After what seemed like a ten mile slow speed chase, she was getting tired and she got sloppy. Her one bad move to the corner was the opportunity I had been waiting for. I am going to say I didn’t pounce, but…. Finally with her mostly secure in my grip, I thought I was home free. Well…kinda. That sweet little lady must be doing yoga or something because she was able to get one last mighty wiggle and she contorted just enough to slap me across the face with her VERY strong little wings. OUCH!!!!! I love her.. I really really love me sweet little Stella. …ouch….
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Red Harvey
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