Please please PLEASE, do not let me get inspired today. The parkour gym that the baby bassets, my partner in crime, and I attend is having a competition today and we are going to watch. My body is wrecked and sore. If I get inspired I might just break myself completely. My brain and my body rarely agree with each other and I end up broken. I am going to see things and my brain is going to tell me to do it. My body will be shrieking in absolute terror, but I will not listen. My brain is very persuasive. It gets me to eat chocolate even after my body tells me the jeans are cutting of blood to my legs. I need to distract my brain while I am watching the competition. I don’t know how yet, but my health depends on it.
Rings On Her Fingers (Psychic Seasons: A Cozy Romantic Mystery Series Book 1)
ReGina Welling
Genre: Romance | Mystery
FREE for a limited time
Julie Hayward is not a believer in the paranormal Instead, she’s a fairly pragmatic woman with a mind centered on growing her photography business and earning enough money to repair her family home. Her new engagement falls neatly into her life, checking off a box that needed to be filled, barely distracting her from her worries about the upkeep of her historic home. When her best friend, Gustavia, decides that Julie needs some fun, she takes her to visit with a psychic, not knowing that Juile’s world would be upended. In a matter of moments, Julie’s world is rocked as a ghostly encounter reveals a hidden family fortune and a warning that her fiancé is not what he seems. Launched into a wild adventure, Julie must learn to listen to her heart, her intuition, and the ghostly visitors that are suddenly popping by to provide their insight on her daily life. Journalist Tyler Kingsley gets drawn into the search when he discovers old maps that contain information on Julie’s search. What red-blooded male could resist a treasure hunt? The idea gets his blood pumping and after one look at Julie, he’s all in. Even if that means protecting her at all costs when he discovers that Julie’s fiancé is nothing that he seems.
Click here to get this book for FREE
° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °
Take the All-Mart! (Scoundrels of the Wasteland Book 1)
James Ivan Greco
Genre: Science Fiction | Action & Adventure
FREE for a limited time
Mad Max meets the Marx Brothers. The world’s been destroyed and rebuilt a dozen times over… but not the Wasteland. It got destroyed and stayed that way. Roaring into this post-apocalyptic hellscape on the run from a jilted warlord queen in a mind-controlled muscle car, smooth-talking con-man cyborg Trip and his stoner brother Rudy make what was supposed to be a quick stop to rob the hardscrabble denizens of the Beer Capital of the Wasteland blind. Almost immediately arrested and sentenced to death, they volunteer to take on a suicide mission into the All-Mart, an ever-expanding, artificially intelligent department store swarming with zombies, to rescue the daughter of a king — all for the love of an orgy-loving cyborg nun. And for the reward. Okay, mostly for the reward.
Click here to get this book for FREE
° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °
I Am Flying
James F. Ross
Genre: Short Stories | Literary Fiction
FREE for a limited time
“How is it that I’m aware of the world, but unaware to the world?” Typically, a life well-lived is abundant with rewards. While enjoying a carefree childhood, an enriching academic career, and crafting memories with his precious Marie, Martin Connor never took anything for granted. Grasping every moment, he shared his reflections on film, canvas, and through his memoirs. Years later, Marie has passed on; Connor is disconcerted to find himself alone, and his life meticulously packed away in stacks of cardboard boxes. Diagnosed with a terminal condition, each ocean sunset observed is a reminder of his physical and mental frailty, as well as a rapidly deteriorating quality of life. Irritated by an unmindful social worker, and degraded by a draconian assisted living administrator, Connor grows weary of a world that has forgotten him. Guided by a philosophy often shared with his students that, ultimately, each of us is responsible for our own peace of mind, Connor surrounds himself in comfort and makes clandestine preparations for leaving. “i am flying” is the first novelette in “The Bench” series, and chronicles Dr. Martin Connor’s journey as he takes the necessary steps to live out his final days on his own terms.
Click here to get this book for FREE
° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °
Mommy Can We Have a Jellyfish?
Romi Brenner
Genre: Parenting & Relationships | Humor & Entertainment
FREE for a limited time
“How long had they been there? Who even were they? Did they see the whole thing? Were they on mute while they gasped for breath, guffawing like pack of rabid hyenas on the other end? Who does this kind of thing?? Me. Me, apparently. It was that nightmare where you get to work wearing only a barrel except I was painfully awake.” Romi Brenner is not a polished, Pinterest-worthy mom. On most days, it’s a miracle that she can get dressed (“did you actually remember to put shirt AND pants on yourself in all the commotion?), not stink (“sit there for another minute, trying to remember if you did or not in fact apply deodorant, and come up completely, totally blank”) and make it through the work day intact (“in this unfortunate hero sandwich of continuous calls… I am the piece of lettuce in the middle, getting progressively more wilted as the day drags on yet unable to wriggle out from under the mounds of sliced turkey, swiss cheese, mustard and onion rings of blathering”). From her romantic marriage (“you’re the only person I can actually stand to be around day after day”) to her valiant but subpar attempts to host a playdate (“the fact that she can actually see the carpet is proof enough that miracles do indeed still occur in our modern times”), Brenner is the harried, sleep deprived mom in all of us. Hailed by many reviewers as a modern day Erma Bombeck, Romi Brenner will have you laughing and cringing along with her ridiculous escapades at work, nodding in empathy at the humor and sweetness of the wonderfully imperfect dynamic of family life, and shedding a tear or two at the blissful madness called parenthood.
Click here to get this book for FREE
° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °
Belly Fat (3rd Edition): 51 Quick & Simple Habits to Burn Belly Fat & Tone Abs!
Linda Westwood
Genre: Health, Fitness & Dieting
FREE for a limited time
Are YOU Ready to MELT Your Belly Fat FOREVER? Discover 51 Quick & Simple Habits to Burn Belly Fat & Tone Abs! FREE BONUS FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: If you download this book TODAY, you will get a FREE DOWNLOAD of Linda Westwood’s best selling book, Quick & Easy Weight Loss: 97 Scientifically PROVEN Tips Even For Those With Busy Schedules!
From the Best Selling weight loss author Linda Westwood, comes Belly Fat: 51 Quick & Simple Habits to Burn Belly Fat & Tone Abs! This book will help you get rid of your belly fat, lose more weight, and tone your abs! The best part is that this is Linda’s 3rd edition, which means NEW & UPDATED content (with bonus sneak peeks at the back of the book!). If you’re someone who is struggling with losing those last few pounds from your mid-section, then this book will definitely help YOU! This book provides you with 51 of the most powerful and effective habits that will work together to make your belly fat melt effortlessly. Along with discovering what these habits are, you will also learn why they are beneficial to add into your life, followed by strategies that show you EXACTLY how you can implement them in your life immediately! What This Belly Fat Book Will Teach You Are you ready to look and feel slimmer, healthier, and sexier than you have in years? Then check out these habits that YOU are currently missing out on! If you successfully implement these habits, you will… Start seeing your belly fat melt away effortlessly, Begin burning all that stubborn fat, especially belly fat, thigh fat and arm fat, Say goodbye to inches off your waist and other hard-to-lose areas, Learn how you can live a healthier lifestyle without trying, WANT to eat healthy foods so that dieting will never be hard again, NEVER feel tired or exhausted in your day – EVER AGAIN!
Click here to get this book for FREE
° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °