I completely forgot I attacked my neighbor at three in the morning yesterday with a mop. I was in full Mr. Magoo form as well, which really doesn’t help my coolness factor at all. I had just gotten up, I didn’t have my glasses on and I was still getting used to the light. I always get up at 3am, and on this particular morning when I entered the livening room I could hear a lot of clunking in the yard between us and the neighbor. My blindness and fogginess didn’t stop me from grabbing a mop and jumping into the side yard in my blue robe, blind as a bat, ready to kill. My poor neighbor…ITS JUST ME!!! Thank golly I recognized the voice, everything was a blur. She asked me how on earth I could wake up this hour every day. Apparently it is only my body that’s awake and not my mind, cuz all I could do was squeak out the most cheerful good morning I could muster and went inside for my coffee.
Murphy’s Luck
Benjamin Laskin
(52 Reviews)
Genre: Romance
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Sometimes rotten luck is better than no luck at all. Jinxed from birth with astonishing bad luck, Murphy Drummer hasn’t ventured beyond his backyard since he was a little boy. To remedy his loneliness he immersed himself in the mastering of hundreds of hobbies, and in the process developed some amazing abilities. Now grown up, Murphy must seek a new sanctuary where the world might be safe from his mystifying jinx. Trailing both miracles and mayhem wherever he goes, Murphy stumbles into Joy Daley, a happy-go-lucky optimist who never forgot to thank her lucky stars. The comical, topsy-turvy effects from the collision of Lady Luck and Murphy’s Jinx whimsically upends the lives of everyone in their paths, as no one who falls into Murphy’s orbit can escape the gravity of Murphy’s luck. At first, Murphy’s victims question who he is; at last, they’ll be questioning who they aren’t. An inspiring and magical love story of wood-tapping proportions.
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A Noble Pair of Brothers (The Underwood Mysteries Book 1)
Suzanne Downes
(38 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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An historical murder mystery set in the 1820’s. When C. H. Underwood arrives in the village of Bracken Tor in the spring of 1820, he intends only to visit his brother, the vicar, and take a long rest from his work as a Classics tutor at Cambridge University. However, almost as soon as he arrives he finds himself intrigued by an unsolved murder, committed the year before. The headless corpse of a young woman was found in woods belonging to the local landowner and Magistrate, Sir Henry Wynter. Underwood finds the notion that the body lies in a grave marked “Unknown” to be abhorrent. He decides to use his free time to discover the identity of the victim – and if possible bring her killer to justice. His brother begs him to proceed with caution, as the murder had roused feelings of a controversial nature amongst the villagers. Before long he has uncovered not only the girl’s final movements before her death, but also the possibility of two other murders having taken place in Bracken Tor. His task is not made any less complicated by his developing relationship with Charlotte, one of Sir Henry’s daughters, and by the myriad characters he comes across in his investigation. The theory that the girl had been killed as some sort of barbaric ritual is only one of his difficulties, and when a young man arrives in the midst of a cricket match, claiming to be the victim’s husband, the whole village becomes privy to the fact that Underwood is attempting to solve the mystery. When the newcomer is shot through the heart whilst in Underwood’s company, he finds himself not only universally reviled for his interference, but also accused of murder himself. It takes all his ingenuity to extricate himself from the chaos he has caused, but he always has Verity Chapell, governess to the Wynter girls, to help him in his quest to find the murderer.
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Last Stand of the Legion: Rift (Blood War Book 1)
Rod Carstens
(167 Reviews)
Genre: War | Science Fiction
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Rift was a peaceful space colony until the mysterious Xotoli aliens staged a surprise attack. All that stands in their way are the men and women Colonel Dasan Daniel Sand’s armored infantry and Fleet Admiral Usiche Raurk’s sailors who must find a way to defeat the Xotoli with only the naval forces left after the overwhelming attack. They lead the likes of Private Ja Hu who just months out of training must face the most desperate battle humans have ever fought. Destroyer Captain Ririsa Grogen and her crew as they desperately try to fight back alien invasion fleet and save their ship. Petty Officer Zenus Lee a misfit who finds his purpose in the midst of battle. This is the story of the men and women who stand between the aliens and the rest of humanity. They include the crews aboard the Swift Boats, destroyers and battleships; Legion pilots; the Anjin assassin; Von Fleet Corporation’s executives; and so many more. The Last Stand of the Legion is a story of intense combat and non-stop action that will change the course of history.
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Spirit of the Road: The Life of an American Trucker…and his cat.
Rick L. Huffman
(132 Reviews)
Genre: Engineering & Transportation | Travel
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Spirit of the Road: The Life of an American Trucker embarks on a one-year journey across the United States in an eighteen-wheeler. It runs the gambit from a wide-eyed rookie in Commercial Driving school to the eventual embracing of a new lifestyle at a dusty little truck stop in Crab Orchard, Tennessee. Having made the transition to trucking after spending 20 years in television broadcasting, the author sets a comical tone from the very first chapter in a “fish-out-of-water” story. However, the dangers and challenges of life in a big truck are very real, and the book takes on a more somber tone to describe this aspect of road life. The reader is also introduced to little-known, funny, or unusual historical facts about some of the places visited while they are along for the ride. The objective of this book is to give the reader an entertaining, yet candid, picture of the life of a long haul trucker with a little slice of Americana on the side. This book always keeps the reader in mind, and strives to both inform and entertain. Another unique feature is the inclusion of a “traveling cat” in the story. The comical and, sometimes, poignant adventures of “Kitty” are interwoven throughout the book and promises to hold appeal for pet lovers. The trucking lifestyle has been depicted in various television series and movies and, as with any job that holds a degree of adventure and danger, it sparks the interest of the general public. The life of the American trucker still holds a bit of the rugged explorer’s lifestyle. The trucker is usually far from home and uncertain what lies around the next bend. Curiosity about the unknown is an attractive feature to the general reader. Spirit of the Road: The Life of an American Trucker is a book that touches into a cornerstone of a lifestyle that few people know about, but that hides a passionate group that bears further study, namely, truck drivers.
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Ghostly Justice: A Tarot Card Mystery (5)
Ashley Carrillo
(1 Review)
Genre: Humor & Satire | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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Spying on her strange neighbor next door leads Tasha in finding out about the mysteries involving her house and cold cases about missing persons in her own neighborhood.
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Who’s There, Little Hoo?
Brenda Ponnay
(45 Reviews)
Genre: Children’s eBooks
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Whoooo’s There? Halloween doesn’t have to be scary, but Little Hoo is a little bit nervous when there’s a knock at the door. For toddlers and preschoolers. Your little ones will love Little Hoo in this Halloween picture book. This book features full screen images and pop-up text. Based on the little owl and other woodland creatures from Brenda Ponnay’s bestselling Valentine book, BE MINE.
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