Pie is not dessert, it is breakfast. Cake is dessert and should be cherished. If you put fruit on a cake, you make it a healthy snack and it is no longer dessert, so you can have twice as much. Cupcakes are samples of larger cake, so they don’t count when counting calories. When you eat blue frosting, you look like you have just murdered a smurf. Black frosting makes you look like a zombie. As much as I love cake, stay as far away from cake that is served in any office. No one ever feels good after eating office cake. Whether it be from having to listen to a group of people talk about how they shouldn’t eat it (so just sing happy birthday, then get the heck outta there), or the guilt you yourself have from eating it. Cakes are for parties, not work, never mix the two.
Mango Madness Murder: A Frosted Love Cozy Mystery – Book 15 (Frosted Love Cozy Mysteries)
Summer Prescott
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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*This is book 15 in the Frosted Love Cozy Mystery Series* In Missy’s last adventure of the Frosted Love series, each character that you’ve grown to know and love faces their moment of truth. Lives are changed, futures are determined, and a bittersweet mix of love and pain strikes the hearts of the major players in this final installment. Missy finds herself once again embroiled in a mystery that could ultimately destroy someone that she loves, and will be presented with a decision that will impact her for the rest of her life.
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13 Nightmares
Dennis McDonald
Genre: Horror | Short Stories
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HORROR IS BEST WRITTEN IN THE DARK. Thirteen tales of original terror penned in the dead of the night with only the glow of a computer for light. The collection of short stories runs the gamut of horror. Within its bloody pages you will find a slasher clown, a blood red church, a little girl locked in a closet, a haunted sex doll, etc. 13 Nightmares is a fine collection of terror for the short story lover, but be warned. Some of these stores are not for the faint of heart. Do you dare enter a world where the supernatural, the macabre, and the horrific collide?
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The Last Superhero
Astrid ‘Artistikem’ Cruz
Genre: Romance
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Even heroes have the right to bleed… Everybody knows that Steven S. Waldorf, the last superhero to roam the Earth, died twenty-eight years ago. What everyone ignores is that not only is he still alive, but being kept under the protection of the United State’s government. That until, one night, he finds himself saving a young woman from getting mugged. Giana is no ordinary twenty-nine year old, though. She’s witty, badmouthed, and once she’s set her focus on something nothing can make her stray from her goal. Even if that means putting her life on the line to save the man she’s come to know and love from the nightmares that torment him. Literally.
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Of Horses & Life
Michael Guerini
Genre: Poetry
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This is a collection of poems/free verse about life lived with horses.These works are created to share the horse experience with all.The poems are entitled: Baby Horse; Cowhorse; Young Rider’s First Lesson; My New Owner; Big Bad Cuttin Horse; Show Jumping; Horse Girl; A Visit from the Farrier; Feeding Time at the Barn and Old Horse..Poems added in October 2014 include Sharing the rhythm of the ride, Horses and Health, Family Time, Learning the Language of Horses, A Mother Stands at the Fence, Friends and Horses, and Seasons on the pasture. This work was updated with seven additional poems, three horsemanship philosophies, and six pictures in October 2014.
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Guns, Horses, and Death The Life of a Wanted Man
MarilynThompson
Genre: Westerns
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There are times when life leads you down a path and there are times when it drags you. This is the tale of a man who was forced into a life he would not have chosen. Once in that life he finds more excitement and adventure than he ever imagined. We watch as his journey unfolds and in the end sets the path for another young man.
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The Trouble In Dogflat Hollow
Cameron Sword
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Humor & Satire
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A mildly irreverent satire detailing a shocking account of how the Earth was nearly annihilated on January 1st, 1990.Some of the names have been changed in order to further protect the privacy of fictitious persons involved.Other names, including those belonging to Biblical personalities, have also been changed in order to safeguard and preserve formal reputations.
A pair of Biblical figures descended into an unsavory Los Angeles neighborhood, tasked with locating and redeeming the worst soul on the planet, hoping their efforts, if successful, might help convince the Universe’s Chief Executive Officer to cancel or delay Earth’s scheduled demise.They were clearly warned that their efforts should, in no way, interfere with that outcome, unaware that their endeavor – and that outcome – were indelibly linked. The tone of the novel, described cinematically, might be as follows:If you dropped ‘Oh God’ and ‘The Big Lebowski’ into a blender at puree speed, the contents might emulsify into “The Trouble In Dogflat Hollow.”
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