Guess who? Oh, I think you know… Jackie!!! Oh I’ve missed you adoring subjects. Surprising as it may be, my beak seems to be tongue tied today… whatever shall I do? We mustn’t fret though. I think a good stroll around the garden might help, give me some inspiration… Well for now Jackie over and out. P.S. I almost forgot Heather wanted me to give you another joke… Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?… She kept running away from the ball!
#1 Learn Pole Dancing (Single Wide Female: The Bucket List)
Lillianna Blake
Genre: Women’s Fiction | Humor & Satire | Contemporary Fiction
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Pole dancing – that’s it. I can do that. I used to be a gymnast as a kid. Well I used to run around in the garden with a long ribbon pretending I was a gymnast during the Olympics… that’s just the same, right? Well, I just need to tone up a little and lose that last, ahem, thirty pounds. I know, I know, But hey I’ve lost seventy-pounds already so give me a break! I’ll tell you what though – it’s not been easy. There’s temptation everywhere, and the slimmer I get, the temptation is morphing from cup cakes into men. Or maybe cup cake covered men? mmmm. Oops, sorry about that. Anyways, I need to lose another thirty pounds and I just know that pole dancing is the answer – then watch out world. Or more in particular, watch out if you’re a single guy – I have cup cakes and I know how to use them.
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Raveled
Anne McAneny
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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What’s a girl to do when her imprisoned brother begs her to delve into their father’s sixteen-year-old murder conviction? How about peel back the lies, upend the fairy tales, and roil the populace of Lavitte — a sweet apple of a town with a wormy, festering core? That’s what Allison Fennimore chooses. Despite her infamous surname and people’s wilted memories, this jaded cynic of a daughter sinks her teeth in and refuses to let go. She can practically taste the bitterness of that long-ago, twisted night when two teenagers died, linked to her father by bad luck and a few strands of rope. Ignoring the dense local atmosphere where image trumps substance and lies become legend, Allison stirs the pot. The more layers she discards, the more elusive the truth becomes. And when a key source of information turns up dead, the dark edges of resentment coil in around her like a slowly tightening noose. As revelations get ugly, Allison may wish she’d never ventured toward the forbidden fruit of truth…
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Robyn Hood: A Girl’s Tale
K. M. Shea
Genre: Teen & Young Adult | Mythology & Folk Tales | Fantasy
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The ballads lie. Robin Hood, the Bold and Brave Outlaw of Sherwood Forest, is cowardly, spineless, and a girl. Robyn unwittingly starts the Robin Hood farce when she is mistaken for a male while saving her friend, Marian, from two foresters. Forced into hiding, Robyn unwillingly collects “Merry Men” while grudgingly robbing from the rich fools that wander through Sherwood. What starts as small scale robbery blows up into complex heists when Little John and Will Scarlet join her team, and the idiotic Prince John and his legion of soldiers comes to town. However, Robyn can’t stop the theft — not when King Richard is being held ransom. Cowardly Robyn’s best chance to raise money for King Richard’s release is to rob his brother, Prince John. Will she survive the heist, or swing in the gallows?
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Buying Time (Legacy Series, Book 1)
Paula Kay
Genre: Women’s Fiction | Contemporary Fiction | Family Life
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Arianna Sinclair had led a privileged life, growing up in an elite neighborhood in Marin County, California. Having only known private schools, fancy country clubs and all things luxurious, Arianna had been prepared for everything in life — except hardship. At twenty-two, Arianna’s world is rocked by tragedy, and all she wants to do is escape it by taking the trip of a lifetime. All she wants to do is pretend that everything is “normal”, even though her whole world has crashed in around her. She’s made the decisions about the direction she wants her life to go, until a surprise encounter with someone from her past challenges everything she believes — and everything that she thinks she needs in order to move on. A meeting with a stranger, an unexpected journey and a shock that goes to the core of who she is — or who she thinks she is — will demand a reaction. A reaction that will have Arianna laying down the foundation for the rest of her life…
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How to Draw Cool Stuff: Shading, Textures and Optical Illusions
Catherine Holmes
Genre: Arts & Photography | Children’s eBooks
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Inside you will find simple illustrations that cover the necessities of drawing cool stuff. Specific exercises are provided that offer step-by-step guidelines for drawing a variety of subjects. Each lesson starts with an easy-to-draw shape that will become the basic structure of the drawing. From there, each step adds elements to that structure, allowing the artist to build on their creation and make a more detailed image. Starting with the basic forms, the artist is provided a guide to help see objects in terms of simplified shapes. Instructions for shading to add depth, contrast, character and movement to a drawing are then covered. The varieties of texture and pattern that can be included in an artwork offer another layer of interest and depth to a design. These elements are necessary to indicate the way something looks like it feels in a work (texture) or creating the repetition of shapes, lines or colors (patterns). Illustrated optical illusions involve images that are sensed and perceived to be different from what they really are, showing examples of how the mind and the eyes can play tricks on each other. All you need is a piece of paper, a pencil and an eraser and you are ready to draw cool stuff…
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