I found the broken light in my tree..FINALLY!! The trees has little bits of cookie dough in it, since I kept checking it between batches. Fine..it will heat up and smell like cookies. I meant to do that. Now I have a new issue. With a jar filled with extra Christmas lights, why can’t I find the replacement I need? Why on Earth are the tree lights different from every other light I have? I am pretty sure I can lift that tree and chuck it. Lift with your knees right?
The Alabaster Girl
Zan Perrion
Genre: Contemporary Fiction | Literary Fiction | Romance
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“Sit back and relax… I will sing you the song of women. What women? you ask. All women, I answer. Even me? you ask. Especially you, I answer. And what will you sing to me? you ask. Ah, my love, I will sing to you of hidden truths. Yes, hidden truths and secret secrets… ”
On a nameless train somewhere between here and nowhere, a woman and a man sit facing each other. She is a journalist there to interview him. He is the world’s greatest seducer. Thus begins “The Alabaster Girl,” the sensational new novel by Zan Perrion. We get to join the two on this train ride, a fly on the wall, as the seducer recounts his life, philosophy and startling insights, interspersed with excerpts from his new book: “The Alabaster Girl.” The book within the book.
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The Unprintable Big Clock Chronicle (A Christmas mystery) (Caitlyn Rocket Mystery No. 1)
Jill Winters
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Humor & Satire
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*CHRISTMAS MYSTERY*
Fans of humorous mysteries will love this clever new series featuring Caitlyn Rocket, student and part-time newspaper reporter…
After doing The Chronicle’s grunt work for the last six months, Rocket is ready to move out of her cobwebbed cubby hole in the corner.A nearby office robbery gives her a perfect opportunity to prove herself to the managing editor of the newspaper, Ian Beller.How hard could it be to look into the crime?According to her boss, all she has to do is find some leads.Before long Rocket discovers that the small company she’s investigating is a hotbed of secrets and grudges… and if she looks hard enough, she’ll find a winding trail of clues that lead to murder.
With a fresh, lively voice and spunky young heroine, Winters’ Caitlyn Rocket series is sure to appeal to readers of all ages.
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Red Bang
Brandt Monroe
Genre: Literary Fiction | Humor & Satire | Humor & Entertainment
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Adam Murphy is a Hollywood screenwriter who has clearly lost his way.His wife, Jess, is a Los Angeles publicist who just lost her job.With the bills mounting and nowhere to turn in the City of Angels, Adam takes a chance on a complete life reboot – taking a job in Seattle at a billion-dollar, Fortune 500 technology behemoth and bringing his family along for the ride.While working at The Company is a gloriously heady, benefit-laden playground for today’s smartest minds, Adam quickly realizes he has descended into a foreign land where the language, customs and politics will either make him stronger or cause a meltdown of epic proportions.Faced with a ‘win or fail’ attitude, Adam must find a way to deliver an innovative new product, defeat his political nemesis, align with a mysterious Company founder, and save his wife from a weather-induced depression all before The Company finds out he has no idea what he’s doing.Inspired by the unbelievable real events that go on behind closed doors of America’s largest companies, and bolstered by a warm-hearted, humorous look at one family’s fight against a Stepford-like culture, RED BANG will take you on a hilarious journey into the ridiculous hive mind of today’s tech giants.
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Descent into Mayhem (Capicua Chronicles Book 1)
Bruno Goncalves
Genre: Science Fiction
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After two hundred years of isolated existence, the colonists of Capicua, a fertile super-earth orbiting Gliese 667C, find themselves confronted with an uncompromising attempt by a newly arrived paramilitary force to impose annexation through force of arms.
Oblivious to the impending invasion, Toni Miura joins Capicua’s decrepit armed forces in a bid to escape domestic troubles, aiming for the privilege of driving the Hammerhead, a bipedal armored suit which is the epitome of his planet´s ailing warrior spirit.
With the arrival of the earthborn, Toni’s unqualified platoon, brimming with misfits and plagued by internal differences, finds itself suddenly thrown into the midst of battle. Abandoned by their seniors in the course of their mission, Toni and the remnants of his unit find themselves lost in the wilderness of a world that, owing to the nature of its orbit, suffers periodically from planet-wide hurricane conditions.
Thus begins a race against time, where a handful of cadets find themselves forced to outmaneuver a pursuing enemy in the boondocks of a turbulent planet, all the while seeking to deliver an odd but important Bavarian prisoner-of-war to their Headquarters.
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Letters to Santa
Santa Claus
Genre: Children’s eBooks | Humor & Satire
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Over the years, I have received millions of letters from children all over the world.Some made me laugh, some made me cry, and some just left me scratching my head.
Some of my favorites came from an area known as the Southern Tier of New York State.Mrs. Claus and I enjoyed many a long and cold night at the North Pole reading these letters.
I always looked forward to visiting their homes and tried to fulfill their wishes.
Now, I would like to share some of these letters with you.I hope you will enjoy them as much as Mrs. Claus and I did.Hopefully, some of these children may recognize their letters with fond memories.
We are looking forward to many future nights in front of our fireplace reading your letters.
Love,
Santa Claus
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