I am so excited for some of my family, that I haven’t seen in forever, to meet my chickies for the first time. I have to google how to give a chicken a bath, and I must find cute little bows for them to wear. I am a little pissy though. Hubby would not let me get the chicken diapers. He just doesn’t understand. Crazy wants what crazy wants.
Let’s Conquer Paris (Lunch Break Funnies, Humor Books Series)
Oleg Medvedkov
Genre: Historical Fiction | Literary Fiction
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Imagine a history book written by the crew of Monty Python and narrated by Jim Carrey. Take the funniest stories from it and what you get is “Let’s Conquer Paris,” a humor book that affirms:
★THOSE WHO SAY LIFE IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, DON’T READ A LOT OF FICTION.★
Welcome to history according to Oleg Medvedkov. Compared by critics to Twain, Wodehouse, and Vonnegut, Medvedkov is a fast-rising name in the humor and comedy genre. His new book, “Let’s Conquer Paris,” adds a much-needed dose of hilarity to popular myths, legends, and historical events. Did you know that:
✔ Stories of Minotaur roaming the labyrinth, or adventures of Greek Gods and Heroes can be hilarious, if done right?
✔ The fall of Troy is a natural comedy gold?
✔ If you take a time machine and add New Zealand to it, you can see it all going to hell in a handbasket while you are laughing hysterically?
As you read this book, please keep in mind: This is a humor book first, and historical fiction a distant tenth. Laugh now, try to fail history tests later.
From the Publisher: This is a special Collector’s Edition of “Let’s Conquer Paris.” The first 5000 readers will receive the rest of the books in “Lunch Break Funnies” series free, already included in the download:
✔ How to Prevent Unicorns from Stealing Your Car
✔ Invisible Bricks
✔ Dragon Who Loved Water Lilies
✔ Love Advice for The Dog of Action
✔ Well-Behaved, Polite Vampire
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A Christmas in Two Egg, Florida
Dale Cox
Genre: Religious & Inspirational Fiction
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A Christmas in Two Egg, Florida is a short novel from Southern writer Dale Cox. It tells the story of an angry man named Ben who finds himself alone on a Christmas Eve night in the unique little town of Two Egg. Ben is confronted by a mysterious stranger that has been prowling around his barn at night and his life is changed in an instant. A short quick read, this book is the perfect way to pass an hour or two over the holidays.
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I-35 (The Road Series) (Book One)
Brett Selmont
Genre: Horror | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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I-35 is the critically acclaimed (NY Times Best Seller’s Jonathan Maberry, William Hjortsberg, John Lutz, SPIN’s M. Campbell, NY Press’ G. Tabb) story of David, a loner in his late 20s from New York City who suffers from blackout migraines and has a penchant for painkillers. He wakes one morning, freezing in the backseat of his car, 1,500 miles from home, with no idea how he got there. After hearing a horrifying voicemail, he embarks on a harrowing journey through America’s heartland, searching for his estranged brother and his brother’s wife, while attempting to piece together his own fractured memory. Along the road, David meets a cast of strange and disturbing characters who become suspects in his clouded and paranoid mind. And just as the clues and corpses begin to add up; a chance encounter at a seedy Oklahoma diner leads him to Shawna–a beautiful girl, shrouded in mystery, who escorts him down a vertiginous path to the end of the I-35 highway…where a shocking truth is revealed.
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Discretion
David Balzarini
Genre: Metaphysical | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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Fifteen years ago…On a beautiful September afternoon, Colin Wyle was boating with his girlfriend Natalie Merian when she disappeared. Natalie’s politician father assumed the worst. A media storm ensued, causing panic in the area and Colin came under suspicion. Desperate to find his love, he sought help from a mysterious source, forcing Colin to make the hardest choice of his life: commit a crime or lose her forever.
Now, Colin has a high-profile career and a fiance. When a phone call unearths a secret federal investigation, Colin is forced to reckon with the past. And pay for his sins.
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The Traveler’s Companion
Christopher John Chater
Genre: Romance | Science Fiction
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After the death of his wife, Dr. Ryan Iverson turned love into a weapon. His creation, Angela, is an android that fools her targets into falling helplessly in love with her. As Deputy Director of Science and Technology at the CIA, his mission is to use Angela to seduce and destroy internationally wanted playboy and illicit travel book writer C.C. Go. His series of books,The Traveler’s Companion, is an infamous guide for wealthy hedonists to indulge their every whim. The newest edition, however, only has one destination: the Zone, a place where mind creates matter, where the sick can be healed with a thought, and where a man’s fantasies are made manifest. Dr. Iverson may be the only one who understands the potential dangers in a place C.C. Go calls the womb of creation: Reality doesn’t stand a chance.
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