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Asylum: The Complete Series (All 8 Books)
Amy Cross
Genre: Horror
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For the first time, the complete series of Asylum books is available together in one volume. Total word count is around 180,000 words, approximately 500 to 600 pages of a printed book.
After shooting her little brother dead, Annie Radford is sent to a psychiatric hospital for treatment. Hearing voices in her head, Annie is forced to undergo experimental new treatments devised by a mysterious old man who lives in the hospital’s attic. It soon becomes clear that the hospital’s staff, led by the vicious Nurse Winter, are involved in some dark and horrific plans.
As Annie struggles to survive the hospital, she learns more about Nurse Winter’s own story. Once a promising young medical student, Nurse Winter also heard voices in her head. What kind of signals are being transmitted from the basement of the hospital? Who is the old man in the attic? Why are living human brains kept in jars? And what is the dark secret that lurks at the heart of the hospital?
This volume contains all 8 books in the series.
- Book 1: The New Girl
- Book 2: Doctor Lava
- Book 3: Husk
- Book 4: A Case of Crows
- Book 5: Life of Horror
- Book 6: The Nun and the Janitor
- Book 7: Tragedy Day
- Book 8: Burning Down the House
Also included is The First Shift (The Night Girl 1.1), a book from the Night Girl series by Amy Cross.
Please note: This book contains violence, swearing and sex scenes. Not suitable for children or young readers.
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The Secret Desires of a Soccer Mom
Robyn Harding
Genre: Contemporary Fiction | Women’s Fiction | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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Paige Atwell is completely satisfied with her suburban existence:the carpools, coffee klatches and scheduled sex night with her husband.But when her friend Karen admits to a steamy love affair, Paige is forced to reexamine her life.Is she really content? Or is she merely complacent? Then Karen is found dead in a pool of blood in her garage and Paige’s quiet life is shaken to its core. Paige doesn’t buy the accident theory Karen’s husband is spinning. And she knows that Karen’s adulterous secret could give the police the motive they need. But Paige can’t destroy her friend’s reputation and turn her into gossip fodder. She realizes her only choice is to investigate Karen’s death herself… a choice that leads her into danger, temptation and a secret so shocking that their quiet suburb will never be the same. The Secret Desires of a Soccer Mom offers us a darkly funny look at what goes on behind closed doors in the cul-de-sac.
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The Ghost Pirate’s Treasure – Mystery of the Jaguar Warrior: Humorous Mystery (Book 1 Paranormally Yours)
Barbara Ivie Green
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Romance
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A delightfully enchanting, ghostly tale, full of light hearted humor, heartwarming romance, haunted histories, and ancient mysteries. A tale of discovery, mischievous spirits, and Mayan mayhem!
What do you get when a mischievous ghost, a new divorcee, her helpful mother, the nosy neighbor, her hunky son, a leaky pooch, and a fed up gardener are thrust together?
A fast paced, action-packed, mystical thriller that is just what the veterinarian ordered to start the new year (tun) off right!
Jessie has agreed to house sit her eccentric aunt’s empty bed and breakfast for the Christmas holiday while she tours Italy. But Jessie soon learns that the old mansion isn’t necessarily empty. . . . After meeting the resident ghost, she is convinced she’s lost not only her old life, her practice, and her beloved dog, but quite possibly her sanity as well!
Having just gone through a divorce, Jessie has more on her plate than dealing with her nosy neighbor, the blue haired dynamo’s perpetually leaky dachshund, and her gorgeous son, who could be at home in the halls of Valhalla playing the part of Thor. . . . She has to find Jacques, the ghost pirate’s treasure map, the fabled city of El Dorado, and the Heart of the Mountain itself in order to save the man she loves . . . along with the planet!
This book explores the hidden mysteries of the ancient myths surrounding the Mayan Sun calendar, with enough nonsense thrown in to make it all deliriously whacky.
Word Count: 58,530
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Illiom, Daughter of Prophecy (Destiny of Fire)
Claudio Silvano
Genre: Metaphysical | Fantasy
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“ Under every fear lies a hidden power, quietly waiting to be claimed.”
Illiom is a young woman with no traceable genealogy, a foundling who forever questions and doubts herself and fails to understand the purpose of her life.
She believes herself to be tainted; something in her past must account for the curse of power that she keeps deeply hidden. This is a land where magic is mistrusted, and those who wield it are often shunned, if not persecuted. This unhealthy legacy of power drives Illiom to seek refuge in the mountains, where isolation seems the only viable protection for her.
Now Illiom’s isolation is coming to an end; someone is coming for her, to draw her from her hiding place and take her, willing or not, back to the world of humans, the very place where she feels most vulnerable.
‘Illiom, Daughter of Prophecy’, is the first book of the ‘Destiny of Fire’ trilogy, an epic fantasy series that follows Illiom as she emerges from her self-imposed exile.Leaving the security of her mountains behind her, she is thrown in with a bunch of misfits from across the land.
Sharing almost nothing in common with each other, save a mysterious summons to address a growing crisis in the land, these seven Chosen of Prophecy must reconcile their differences before they can embark on their quest to face the threat that is rolling uncontrollably to meet them.
Will they learn to follow the signs and portents in time to resolve a crisis of mythic proportions?Will Illiom find her true self in time to be of any use to anyone, including herself?
An entirely original fantasy adventure set in a unique and compelling world.
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Wiping the Crazy off My Face
Sher Bailey
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
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Once upon a time, a real man accidentally left his real intestines in a cemetery. Sher Bailey didn’t marry that guy, but she has married almost everyone else. From the joy that is husband-hunting on Match, to the benefits of including a complimentary condom with every six-pack of beer sold in America, to waking up to a talking dog confessing his sins, Sher Bailey is ready to share the stories of her obsessive-compulsive life.
If it feels like you just don’t measure up as a human, consider this book a prescription for your own self-esteem and mental health. Sher once lit her nails on fire trying to impress a man. She peed in a mayonnaise jar, but only because a crystal vase wasn’t available. Once, and in a public place, she swore loudly at her precious son while forcing him to hold a crap-soaked kitty cat. By comparison, you’re a rock star.
Warning: Sher Bailey has OCD, but not the pretend kind you might think you have. She has the real kind. The kind that makes her believe if you don’t wash your hands before reading this book, she’ll have to touch the oven knobs seven times or God will kill her neighbor’s cat. Go on now… she’ll wait.
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Childrens eBook – Freddie The Fire Engine
Barry J McDonald
Genre: Children’s eBooks
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What toddler books would be complete without a big red fire engine. The best selling children’s author of “Monsters Love Christmas Too” “How Much Do I Love You” and “Danny And Big Digger” now brings you “Freddie The Fire Engine”.
In this delightful colorful rhyming childrens book you’re about to meet Freddie the fire engine the hero of his town. Everything seems great for Freddie until Flash the fire helicopter comes to town. Will Freddie be useful to everyone any more or are his fire fighting days numbered?
Scroll up now to find out and download this rhyming book part of your toddler books collection today.
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Live Simple: 31 Tips To Declutter, Simplify, And Organize Your Life
Nate McHenry
Genre: Crafts, Hobbies & Home
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You can conquer the mess! Learn how to live simple, de-clutter, and organize your life in this 31 tips in 31 days guide. There are practical tips to long term transformation. This is not a fix it quick book with meaningless tips. Each tip is well thought out and designed to produce a “live simple” lifestyle. The book is written in easy to read tips that you can put into practice immediately. You can live organized, simple, and without the clutter. Start today. Celebrate your victories each day as you feel great about the cleanliness, organization, and simplicity of your new life.
Inside the book you’ll find practical and ready to use tips to start a new way of living. This book addresses all the areas of your home plus many more bonus tips for other areas of life.
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