The cartoon shark screams, “I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER!!” I thought to myself, this is funny because no shark ever knows his father. Then I thought to myself, wow that’s sad that no shark ever knows their father. I think I missed the point of watching a funny cartoon. I’m going to nibble on some chocolate chips.
Quislings
by Poppet
(20 Reviews)
Genre: Horror | Mystery & Thrillers
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A harmless game of Spirit of the Glass changes their lives. Immersed head first into the ancient Mayan world, tattoos transform, prayers are caught by the greedy, and the rattlesnake comes to stake its claim.
Zohar issued a death threat on Halloween and now it’s a race against time before they all die. Usha has to open the heart of heaven in time to save the rest of them, but the key is too cryptic. Rituals ancient and new clash in a bid for supremacy.
A Chinaman, an Italian, a Slovenian, and an American, walk into a bar, it sounds like a joke, right? Quislings are no joke.
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Thirty Days Hath…
by Chautona Havig
(32 Reviews)
Genre: Religious Fiction | Religion & Spirituality
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Blind Dates Are for Wimps! At least, that’s what Adric Garrison thinks.
Can you blame him? Thanks to his sister and brother-in-law, Adric is about to embark on a year of month-long, chaperoned, blind dates.awkward. He didn’t ask for it. But Adric still finds himself living what seems more like a bad TV reality show than a new life in Fairbury.
Once an ordinary (if prematurely gray and vertically challenged) guy, Adric is now Fairbury’s newest “most eligible bachelor,” and dreams of permanent bachelorhood loom on the horizon. Will he call it quits before the year is out, or will one of his “girls of the month” change his mind?
One man, twelve women, one happily ever after.
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Empire of Light
by Gregory Earls
(14 Reviews)
Genre: Fantasy | Contemporary Fiction
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Jason Tisse is in over his head. As a young black cinematography student at LA’s notoriously tough American Film Institute, he’s got the vision, but not the balls to battle the ruthlessness that is Hollywood. After a failed year at AFI, which includes nearly electrocuting a fellow classmate, Jason embarks on a trip to Europe to hunt down the works of his favorite painter. Armed with an enchanted camera gifted to him by an eccentric film professor, Jason is prepared to master the art of light and shadow as depicted in the infamous baroque artwork of the original Emperor of Light known to the rest of the world as Caravaggio.
What Jason doesn’t expect, however, is that the innocent-looking Kodak Brownie camera he’s been given holds remarkable powers, capable of miraculously bringing his idol’s artwork alive with each snapshot. Caravaggio’s work, packed full of sex, religion, violence and some outrageous hilarity, explodes to life and sends Jason spiraling from one escapade to the next. Spanning the bright lights of Paris, the grand churches of Rome and the cutthroat alleys of Naples, Jason must overcome his inhibitions, even at the risk of life and limb, if he is to one day rule his own Empire of Light.
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The Ghosts of Lovely Women (The Teddy Thurber Mysteries)
by Julia Buckley
(12 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery & Thrillers | Romance
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Who killed Jessica Halliday? She was a nineteen-year-old college student with a bright future before her. No one at her former high school can imagine who would want to murder this charismatic young woman; but Teddy Thurber, Jessica’s former teacher, thinks the answer might lie in a book that Jessica had given her months before.
Teddy begins to try to follow the trail of clues Jessica left behind in order to find the truth about her former student’s death; in the process she must delve into the literature that Jessica loved best, and what she finds reveals unsavory details about other students, teachers, and even Jessica’s family.
Helping Teddy is the new history and psychology teacher, Derek Jonas, who ends up having secrets of his own . . . . As her search for Jessica intensifies, she must also deal with the unwelcome advances of an old boyfriend, complicating her life even further.
Teddy’s persistence puts her and the ones she loves in danger; but she can do no less than try to avenge the murder of a promising young woman whose future success had been assured.
At her side throughout this mystery is her faithful beagle, P.G.
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What Dog Are You? Discovering Your Inner Pooch (I Am A What? Quiz Books)
by Tami Bergeson
(8 Reviews)
Genre: Humor | Lifestyle & Home
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If You Were A Dog What Would You Be? You’re One Click Away From Finding Out If You’re A Purebred Or Mutt
What Dog Are You? Discovering Your Inner Pooch. Do you have the face of a Collie, with the determination of a Bloodhound, the heart of a Husky and the voice of a Chihuahua? If you have great affection for the canine species, you’re not alone. From the earliest Egyptian days, through the Middle Ages, and numerous worldwide wars until today dogs have been mans best friend and loyal companion. With well over one hundred breeds out there, which dog are you?
Take these three fun quizzes to learn what dog, out of a one hundred breeds, you are. Quiz one is for personality, quiz two is appearance and quiz three is life choices. Each test score will account for one component of your “puppy genetic makeup.” At the end we add your scores together to see what your overall dog breed is. While it’s possible to end up the same breed for all three quizzes and the overall breed (making you a purebred), it’s also possible to look like a regal Bernese, be as feisty as a Yorkie and think like a German Shepherd, and overall have the heart of a Golden Retriever.
Will you end up being a purebred, mixed or complete mutt? Do you want to be the same breed as your family and friends? Manipulate your answers and score to end up as your favorite dog.
Example Question:
16. Celebrity sighting. Lassie is six feet away. Do you…
A. Sit dumbstruck
B. Try to say, “Hhhhi”
C. Politely ask for a pawprint
D. Rip the star’s collar off and take it home
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Birthday Land (The Magic Feather)
by Lily Lexington
(11 Reviews)
Genre: Children’s eBooks : Children 4 – 8
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From the Best Selling Author of Lola The Mermaid and The Splish Splash Olympics and My Dinosaur is Scared of Vegetables comes a new children’s story that will delight your child.
Sam and Sally are twins. One night after a birthday party they discover a magical bird which drops a feather on their windowsill. What Sally and Sam don’t realize is that this feather has the ability to grant wishes.
When Sally wishes that every day was their birthday, both of them are transported into an amazing new world filled with cupcake gardens, balloon trees and bouncy houses. Join Sally and Sam in their incredible adventure into Birthday Land.
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